

On the whole though, this is just pointless. Fusion Tetris is also alright - with "Atom" and "Fusion" blocks that need to be connected and can't be cleared by regular line-building. Hot-Line Tetris is a bit more challenging, with "hot lines" at various heights - the idea being to clear lines on these hot lines. Well that's nice, but what's the benefit? A higher score? Cascade Tetris is just Tetris with a dash of gravity to drag falling blocks into gaps, Sticky Tetris makes blocks of the same colour stick together (which is maddening). It took me a while to 'get' Square Tetris, but now I see, I'm supposed to make 4x4 squares out of the same colour blocks. Perhaps I should have a look at some of these variations on Tetris? Apparently normal Tetris isn't good enough, so they've built in some new derivatives. He reckons he'll be fit for the Turkey game. I just spent the best part of half an hour discussing Michael Owen's ankle injury with a chap from Manchester.

There's still little to no real pressure. Race is the first to get to a certain number of lines. Lounge doesn't upload stats, but otherwise it's pretty vanilla. I've also had a go on "race" and "lounge". It's going to come down to which one of us screws up the quickest when blocks start tumbling at 100 miles an hour. Every time one of us looks like winning, we hit a milestone and a whole screen of blocks disappears. It even got rid of all the junk that Sharleen or whatever her name is dumped on me. Hang on, what happened there? Where did all my blocks go? It looks like after a certain number of blocks, I "level up" and the game clears my side of the screen. Bitch! (Oh, she can hear me.) In my haste to try and take her out with a big score, I've allowed my precise concoction (minus one block-wide slot on the far left) to get too close to the top. Gads! Zoiks! She just shoved a load of grey blocks under mine! It looks like it's all over for me. Oh well, I'll concentrate on my side of the screen. She probably doesn't realise that I can hear her. Oh well, I'm sitting here now thumbing buttons and listening to some demented redneck woman blathering on at her boyfriend on my headset. Er, except I'm now playing it on Xbox Live and nobody seems to have done so.

Oh and by holding a trigger button I can put a block into reserve, so I've just got a "long one" waiting to slot in and give me four complete lines.Īh, it's possible to turn all this hijinx off apparently. I just sat rotating the same block for ages trying to work out where to put the next few, which are shown in the top right. That said, the changes they've made just make it way too easy - I had blocks up to the very last few squares just now and there was just no pressure at all. Well, not "bored" obviously, but I'm keen to see about this newfangled "online" business. Getting a bit bored of vanilla Tetris now. It looks like I can change his colour and eyes though, and give him a baseball hat. I'm getting slightly worried by the weird little square block sitting next to the Tetris "matrix". Coupling left/right movement with constant rotation on an L-shaped block, for example, actually lets you walk over obstacles, too. Remember how you could rotate blocks and sort of shift them a space to the left or right before they locked to the ground and stuck there? In Tetris Worlds, you can rotate them pretty much indefinitely and slide them all over the place. There's also a translucent indicator to show you where the blocks are heading! Otherwise you're just makin' lines. You rotate the blocks with A (clockwise) or B/X (anticlockwise), and you can make them slam down in an instant by pressing Y. Wicked! It's Tetris (make lines out of falling blocks), but with silly backgrounds and weather effects going on behind the game "matrix"! There's some sort of timer, but it's all very much the same.
